Friday, November 18, 2011

The Genius that is Bud Selig

Ok, we're going to vote on who moves to the American League. Are there any suggestions?

What?

What? I can't hear you.

What? You'll have to talk over the noise.

Criminy, I just can't hear anyone over the loud protesting by those damn fans. Can't they see I'm busy?

Ok, here's what we will do. Raise ONE finger to vote for the Astros...

and TWO fingers to vote for the Brewers.